The consumption of alcohol has been an important social pastime for about 6000 years. Social media has been similarly important for about 6 years. The juxtaposition of the two activities, then, can be a fantastic confluence of ancient and modern - each complimenting the other, increasing the pleasure the other provides.
Well, at least that's what nbij tells himself as he cheerfully swings the lid of his laptop up, glass in hand, second bottle uncorked - ready to fuck himself over. Truth be told, using social media drunk is more often than not a high speed train journey calling at Shame and Recrimination. Fortunately for you, reader, nbij has already tapped his toe against some of the most common social landmines, so you don't have to.